crimanals don't have to be genusis...

[imamod]

hey, i get a thing 4 school each week,plus i have a book of urban legends, and theres a section in there called"stupid crimal tricks". if u have one u want to add, u can post it here. updated weekly(or whenever i don't have homework ;D) this one's an urban legend:

a crimal was robbing a store, and saw some whisky, he said "hey, put that in the bag too."
the cashier replied"i'm sorry, i can't do that,sir."
"why not?"
"i don't belive you 21."
"i'm 21! i'm over 21!!"
"i'm going to need proof."
so the robber gives him his drver's licence,and says"see! i am!"
the casher agrees,and puts the bottle in. as soon as the robber leaves,he calls the police,and gives them them the name and adress of the robber.he was aressed 2 hours later.

[streetie]

that guy shouldn't have been drinking whisky anyway.

[imamod]

yea.

[streetie]

was that a book or somehting?

[imamod]

yea. it's called "The Exploding Toilet,and Other Modern Urban legands", it's sold (or at least,i found it at)the Books-A-Million in *********** (i'll pm u .)

[streetie]

"the exploding toilet". wow, thats real pleasant.

[streetie]

man <haha> i was just watching the news and <haha> and there was a robber and he went into this thrift store and he pulled out a gun and pointed it at the casheir and held a bag out and told him to put the money in there and the <haha> the casheir pulls out a bat and starts pounding him with it. they said he hit him at least 7 times. afterwards they interveiwed the guy with the bat and he said that he had been held up like four times that week and he was tired of it! thats why he gave that guy a beating. hahahahahaha

[Rebel Story Writer]

cute..^_^

[pbg]

yeah, well, I wouldn't call it cute. I'd call it painful.

[streetie]

HA!